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Brandon Phan & Gabe

—So Sick

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omgphantastic:

So Sick - Brandon Phan & Gabe

DL Link : http://hulkshare.com/roz7ms3pgflp

brandon you can sing wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

faint*

oh my~

Oh wtf. I am so amazed, Brandon.

Wow Brandon

brandon when did you sing. omg 

EVERYONE LISTENS TO THIS (:

i hope you know that brandon was the only one rapping 

he only sings to me ;)))) 

(via supranick)

waetonywae:

Hansexual:

  • a) There’s one person who’s the exception to your sexual orientation.
  • b) One person changes your sexual orientation.

Boy: “Isn’t Han attractive?”

Girl: “Yeah. I’d go lesbian for her!”

Boy: “You must be Hansexual for her.”

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—Somebody That I Used To Know

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radiobread2:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT STOP IM SNORTING

LMFAO… KEEP ON REPLAYING IT, I KEEP LAUGHING HARDER AND HARDER.

(Source: yaah, via vinnyzhao)

i cybered on omegle today

  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.

gynecologicalnstruments:

fuckyeahspookyshit:

I met my best friend in elementary school. We had both brought our Gameboys to school one day and sat together at lunch once we realized what we had in common. I had Blue version and a Venausaur, he had Red version and a Charizard. He and I battled whenever we could and became great pals. As the years went on, we continued playing Pokemon, even through high school. Throughout all of the Pokemon generations and versions we went though, the battles never became dull.

As we approached college, we had to go separate ways. We didn’t speak much after that; we had such busy lives to follow in college. I didn’t think we would ever regain the friendship we once had. Then, Pokemon Diamond and Pearl were released in 2007 and we once again enjoyed our common interest in the series. We battled and talked over Wi-Fi nearly every day for a few weeks after its release.

My friend told me that he planned to play through his old Red version again. Since it had been about three months after the release of Diamond and Pearl, we didn’t play them as much as before. I asked him why he wanted to play that dusty old cartridge, and he responded, “I don’t know, maybe I’ll find something that no one has found before.”

Despite my unwillingness to run through my Blue version with him, he played his Red version anyway. After he started his journey, I never talked to him again. About three weeks later, I received a call from my friend’s parents.

Even though he never had any similar problems before, he died from what was speculated to be an intense seizure. He was alone in his dorm room until a roommate, who was unfortunately too late, found him lying on the ground, lifeless, and strangely wearing his favorite headphones. I flew out as soon as I could to attend his funeral. His roommate, who was going to attend as well, informed me that just days before the incident my friend was becoming obsessed with Lavender Town and its music. My friend had aspired to become a sound engineer after graduating and had a wide range of audio skills at his disposal. He could always hear quiet sounds vividly while I failed to even recognize them at all.

As soon as he rediscovered Lavender Town, he ripped its audio to his computer and began experimenting with it. Interestingly, he bragged about finding a rare rip of the music from the first distributed batch of the Japanese-exclusive Green version. Not specifically referring to the special Japanese version, he had told the roommate that, “The frequencies in this song are different; they blend together in a special way. But there’s something missing. I think something was meant to be mixed in, but it never could have worked on the Gameboy. It was so limited in terms of sound bandwidth.” I had the chance to go through his laptop one last time, so I visited his Recent Items list. At the very top read “lavender.wav”. Along with a few photos of us together, I copied this to my flash drive. Caught in my sadness over my best friend’s death, I ignored the audio file until a few weeks before writing this. I somehow recently decided that I needed to retrace what had happened.

Driven by my desire to know what caused his untimely death, I opened the properties dialog box for the audio file, without opening the file to listen to it. Within the comments section of the metadata, he had written, “binaural tones, i added the necessary frequencies, i know why lavender town sounds so sad, and i know the part that was missing”. Even eerier, I looked in his default audio program (still without listening to the file) and found the playcount for this file. One. I chatted with a sound enthusiast online in hope to decipher these cryptic comments. He gave me some special software which would analyze the audio in real time and said that was the most that could be done. This video is a screen recording of me running the aforementioned software with the original audio file. To this day I have not listened to the actual audio, as I am too emotionally disturbed by my best friend, Anthony’s, death.

Oh, and read the first letters of the paragraphs.

Submitted by 2queer2care.

I don’t think you guys realize how terrified I am of Lavender Town, this isn’t the first/ only post I’ve seen about it. And this is coming from somebody who I doses on a daily basis.

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soyysauceeboii:

TEACHING FAIL LOOOL.

If that was just a review… I wonder how the main lesson was like o3o

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wedanceforscreams:

ASDFGHJKL; OH MY FUCKING GOD. WHAT IS AIR?

Forever reblog !!

she must be tripping on that HARD shit.

ROLLING SO HARD!

(Source: qreyjoy, via free-space)